The best and worst catering confessions

The best and worst catering confessions

There are currently 2.3 million Brits employed in the hospitality sector, and it’s well known for its high-pressured environment and long hours. As well as this, hospitality workers deal with two-three complaints from unhappy customers per week.

Kitchen supplier Nisbets recently asked hospitality workers for their best and worst Catering Confessions.

Work hard, play hard

“I once got the kitchen porter to walk a lobster around a carpark for exercise”

We’ve all heard of newbies being sent on pointless errands on their first day – whether it’s to purchase some tartan paint, acquire a chocolate teapot or locate a left-handed screwdriver.

This chef spotted an opportunity to have a laugh at his new kitchen porter’s expense. There was a lobster involved too of course. How could you argue with the chef on your first day?

We guessed that the new member of staff decided that crustaceans need exercise too…maybe it adds something to the flavour?

Revenge is a dish best served cold

“I used to work in a restaurant that shared a plumbing system with the two flats above it. Whenever one particularly grumpy resident showered, we’d make sure we had the dishwasher on and both sinks running to give them a cold shower.”

In this scenario, it was the noisy neighbours who were causing disruption in the kitchen. But the staff had an ingenious way of getting their own back.

Out of the frying pan, into the fire

“My massive sous chef fell out with a waiter once in an open kitchen, pulled him over the pass and I had to stop him from putting him in the pizza oven.”

This sous chef didn’t quite see eye-to-eye with the waiter and decided the best way to shut him up was to stick him in the pizza oven.

Thankfully kitchen staff were on hand to hold back the angered chef, meaning the waiter avoided a good roasting.

She met her mash

“I used to work for a catering company that had really high clientele. I was working at an important conference one day and I was clearing their main meals off the table. As I was clearing one lady’s plate, the knife suddenly fell and flicked mashed potato all over her hair. Luckily, she never noticed, and I quickly finished the rest of the table and hurried back off into the staff room.”

This time it’s the front of house staff in a spot of bother in this case of the flying potato. Though it’s a messy business, somehow airborne flecks of food are still the source of good old-fashioned pantomime humour it seems.

The secret pizza toppings

“I used to work at a pub where we did free pizzas and garlic bread every Friday. I was unfortunately appointed to cook the food in a kitchen that hadn’t been cleaned properly or used in years. The oven trays were wonky and without a doubt, I would drop the food every time. Still, I would pick up the pizza off the dirty floor and pile it onto a plate to hand out to customers. No one ever found out my dirty little secret.”

A student working in a bar decided that some interesting ingredients left on the kitchen floor may still serve a purpose.

Smart sabotage

“I was a sous chef in a restaurant and for some reason a lot of the food that I prepped for the next day would go missing when I left in the evening. I had a gut feeling it was the staff who worked behind the bar as a lot of them were young students, so I assumed they must be taking it home to feed themselves. Fed up with having to constantly re-prep, I decided to get some revenge and I put extremely hot chillies, wasabi and any other less than appetising condiments into some of the food that would usually go missing. One of them got really sick and it never happened again.”

It can be the little things in the heat of the moment which can tip anyone over the edge. This sous chef was keen to put a twist on the food they suspected was being taken from hungry staff members.